Megan Garris

Don’t DM me about my dad. He’s busy draining his lizard 🦎

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

Just because our parents keep telling us that Jason was only a legend doesn’t mean it wasn’t true. What if he does come back here? What if Jason Lives!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

Nice try winter. You can't keep this puppy down. I'm still going to punch it into hyperspace on these roads!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

Sheriffs Office this is Megan. Oh I’m sorry Dr. Loomis, he can’t come to the phone right now he’s in the can draining his lizard. I’ll tell my dad you called six times though. Bye!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

It's not Jaxson Dart, it's Jason Dart!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

Let's get lit hot lips

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

End of the line if you're drinking and driving tonight. My daddy is going to nail you so fast

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

@Sheriff_Garris A child wouldn't be able to use the laser scope dad

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

It can be dad! Don't spoil all the fun!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

@RaymondJoffroy Why don't you just go to Karloff's?

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

If my dad catches you watching me he's going to nail you so fast!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

That's my hot lips

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

I prefer lighting off fireworks with this bad boy. Wherever the red dot goes #YABANG

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

Things may get hairy tonight. I have a thing for bad boys with hot lips...

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

My dad didn't make it to midnight. He fell asleep. Time to party in the USA!!!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

A lot of people get triggered by AI art. Well my dad gets triggered by my own natural art. He says it stinks!

[Megan Garris @MeganGarrisVI]

Cort wanted me to dress as an Indian for Halloween. I can't do that I'm not indian!

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃
#HappyHalloween #Halloween

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy 46th Anniversary to John Carpenter’s Halloween! Released October 25th, 1978 🎃 #Halloween #MichaelMyers

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy Anniversary to Halloween 4! Released on this date in 1988
#Halloween #MichaelMyers 🎃