Megan Haller

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

With a smile, she accepted the cup of tea from the flight attendant, a sense of eager expectation easing within her.

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 Of course…

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 Uhoh

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 Truth

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 @JohnnyShinScars #fact

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 Hahahah hahahah. Nice try.

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

I just bought my first hot glue gun. I think I’m finally a real mom.

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@jeremybone She never said she wouldn’t be his wife. Just that if he’s looking for a lady, that’s not her, she will never be a traditional ‘Lady of a house’ I hope she finds him after she finishes her list. #teamAryaandGendry

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

Easy truth. I suck at knowing what to say. Hard truth. Maybe people can genuinely help others change, and it’s just me that can’t inspire or help others to change. Maybe I should just stick to my day job.

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 @WordAlejandro #damnright

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@CTHaller1 @WordAlejandro Why you gotta do me dirty like that. I was just playing... #bedemtywithoutyou #iliketheD

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 @WordAlejandro Good thing you have a comfy couch.

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@CTHaller1 @WordAlejandro #didyouaskyourwife?

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay after your bust toppling episode, I got to wondering, have you considered selling busts of your faces? Asking for a friend.

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@CTHaller1 😒

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

You know it was a rough nights sleep when your muscles start to relax from sitting in an office chair. #didntseethatcoming

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 I don’t get it.

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@CTHaller1 Except for when they don’t give your wife marinara sauce 😢

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@CTHaller1 You are living dangerously.

[Megan Haller @MeganHaller1]

@DIRECTV why did you have to change everything? My guide screen looks like it’s from the 80s and my recording are all messed up. 😭😭😭