Megan Hay

[TDA @TheDailyArab83]

People questioning why ticket sales were low.
There’s your answer.
2 Celtic handballs and they score from the 1st and no penalty against them for the 2nd.

[AS12RFC @AS12RFC]

As blatant a handball as you’ll see but….. goal to Celtic 🤷🏼

@ScottishFA 👏

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

A massive three points on home soil 🏡

🍊 2️⃣-0️⃣ 🍀 | #UTDCEL | #DUFC

[Megan Hay @MeganHay18]

@pieandbov @PieSportsScot Dish me up the Double Danish delights

[Jack Soutar @JackSoutar04]

Ryan Strain on Instagram 😮‍💨😂

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

🇪🇺✨ The European Stage Awaits

From promotion to European football in one unforgettable season 🤩

Thank you for your support, Arabs 🧡

[Terms of Aquarius @AquariusTerms]

#Aquarius is a lazy texter, unless they like you.

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

The trophy lift as Dundee United celebrate promotion back to the Scottish Premiership 🏆🥳

#BBCFootball

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

👍

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

🐔 F O U R

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

A 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 showing in Maryhill 🌟

🟡 0️⃣-5️⃣ 🍊 | #PARUTD | #DUFC

[𝕾𝕬𝕹𝕺𝕺𝕵✝️🃏 @King_Kong_83]

If that’s a red then football is a non contact sport😂😂 Beaton the manky long dwelling couldn’t wait

[Federation of Dundee United Supporters @feddusc]

Putting on a show 🧡

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

The wait is over... Ekin-Su got her morning coffee from Davide ❤️ #LoveIsland

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

BRB, weeping 💗 #LoveIsland