me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin
me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I wonโt be complicit this time round
Latin has no exact word for 'yes' but some phrases give the same effect, like 'ita vero'. One of my students translated it as 'so true' today and I can't stop imagining all the Romans now saying "so true bestie" all the time
Incels think women only want rich hot chads with sports cars and six packs but at this very moment, women are losing their minds over a homeless radioactive cowboy with no nose