Megan Kalanik

Nurse 💉| 🐶 mom | NP student 🎓

[Megan Kalanik @MeganKalanik]

"How cool is it that the same God that created mountains and oceans and galaxies looked at you and thought the world needed one of you too."

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Best thread I’ve ever seen

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

Dogs as Medical Specialties Part 2:

Critical Care -> Rottweilers

Most likely the breed of Cerebus, who guards the gates of hell. Very protective, can be trusted to work independently. Tug of war champs. Loves to work, requires frequent socialization with other breeds.

[Megan Kalanik @MeganKalanik]

I will never take regular/traditional nursing granted ever again. This crap is crazy and I’m sick of putting all my PPE on every time an IV beeps

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#QuarantineLife

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Cool with it.

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Day 4 of quarantine: I started and finished my nursing paper today by 1pm. ITS DUE SUNDAY. My high school procrastinating self would be ashamed

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Treated a patient a couple days ago who tested positive for COVID-19 today. Looks like I’ll be tweeting from isolation for the next 2 weeks #nurselife

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@BromoSouthern He’s gonna learn real fast

[Michigan Problems @michiganprobz]

Today is a good reminder to always leave your snow brush in your car all year.

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Happy national dog day to my sassy pup

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Got to see a pit bull therapy dog at work and it honestly made my whole week

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

A beautiful way to go down.

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Therapy dogs at work make my day 1000X better

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First walleye this season 🎣

[B. @reedmytweets__]

Done doing wifey shit for boys who deserve cold spaghettios out of a can

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In the hospital, some people go a few days without eating or drinking for tests to be completed. I’m going to be a terrible patient someday, it’s only 1:30 in the afternoon, I haven’t had breakfast or lunch and I’m getting grumpy waiting for my blood to be drawn 🙄

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We could watch 10 straight hours of dogs stealing GoPro’s. Phenomenal content. https://t.co/73oV03l7Ul

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This is just the perfect time-lapse of a dog growing up with her best friend 💙

#NationalPetDay

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Abby.
Mia.
Kristine.
Carli.
Michelle.
Tiffeny.

@alexmorgan13 joins the 🐐s!

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Nursing has turned me into a closet potty mouth, meaning I curse under my breath all the time at work. Sorry mom.