Megan Parten

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Find someone who wants to take a picture of you before your date because he thinks you look beautiful 🥰 #neversettle

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Tonights dinner: vitamins, antidepressants and anxiety medication. #yum

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

You think that the Prince from Snow White was a necrophiliac? I mean.... who comes upon someone that has been poisoned and thinks, you know what’ll wake her up?... a kiss. Like, NO. #SnowWhite

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

My face is SO oily. Therefore, you CAN NOT convince me to use moisturizer. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Christmas 2020

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

@jk_rowling okay.... hear me out. How about a book series about Voldemort? #ineedmore #HarryPotter #LordVoldemort

[Wizarding World @wizardingworld]

Imagine being stuck inside with these three.

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Okay, one would think this is true, but it’s not so cute when you’re like me and remember everything anyone has ever told you about themselves. Then it’s just plain creepy. 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️ #friendship #stalker? #youwish

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Hello, my name is Megan. And I HATE drum solos! #Confessions #thatisall

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

I don’t want any of these idiots to win #CelebrityBigBrother, especially Tamar!!

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

📞 Hi, yes, sorry, I can't come into work the rest of the week because I need to rewatch all my favorite movies from last decade...ok, bye...

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

I keep forgetting about Kaycee until someone mentions her.... is that good strategy or bad game play? #BB20

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Always a day late #BB20 #Tivo

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Is Rachel really upset that she got least trending?? Like who even are you?? #BB20

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

I figured out why Tyler looks so weird, it’s because he never blinks!!! #BB20

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Who is worse Kaitlin or Swaggy C? ..... can’t decide. #BB20

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

I’ve said it from the very beginning, but Scottie seriously sounds like Mandark from Dexters Laboratory!! #BB20

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Are people really sad to see Steve go?... I mean, he didn’t even try! #bb20

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

@mz_type Yeah, smart if his strategy is to put a target on his back.

[Megan Parten @MeganLeeJames]

Is Swaggy C TRYING to be the villain?? #BB20