megan lindquist☀️

my legs are longer than most relationships

[carkeim @keim_keim]

I have a workout app that tells me to workout every night at 9 pm

Matt and I were on our way to dinner when I got the notification

so he pulled over on the side of the road and I did 5 jumping jacks and then he gave me a high five and now we’re getting mexican food

[I don’t even exist fr @loccdawgg]

Don’t ever mention the real king of New York in the same tweet with this skittles bag ever again. https://t.co/RF1mukdgpQ

[(RETIRED) @phantomchills]

Zack and Codeine https://t.co/PapAvSxZgG

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

If I’m paying 30 bucks to go to the zoo a gorilla better grab me by my arm, pull me in his cage, wind me up like a baseball and pitch me across the zoo to the penguin exhibit

[🖤👹aBBAGV👹🖤 @QuanDisney]

When you’re on Radiator Springs Racers and the car you’re gonna race against pulls up next to you

[K (McGonigle ROY) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[samantha @milkygoddess]

hey i got a question for all u men out there: what the hell

[Varoon Bose @varoonbose]

It's not Yanny or Laurel open your ears and listen carefully

[𝚓𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊 @JavonceK]

Me and my mom talking about you

[KM @KeyeMack]

Me at functions until I spot my friends https://t.co/94z4HmfdLG

[diante :) @cumrascal]

me hyping up my friend’s picture on instagram even tho they showed it to me for approval an hour before that

[Marquixx @marques_tonga1]

one less lonely (gorl)

[Audrey Rosenstein @audeycrose]

my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM