Megan🍋

27. 💖💜💙.💍. Cosplayer. Nurse. Disney, Zelda, & BNHA fanatic.

[Megan🍋 @MeganMegoo]

KH4 World Predictions.
#kingdomhearts4

1. Olympus/Underworld
2. Toy Story
3. Frozen 2
4. Moana
5. Coco
6. Star Wars? Maybe 🤔
7. Encanto
8. Brave

Bonus: 100 Acre Woods, Radiant Garden, Destiny Islands, Quadratum (obvi), Keyblade graveyard, Twilight Town.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I think if we are gonna let people homeschool their kids, there should be a person who comes out and assesses the parents to make sure they aren't insane or incredibly stupid.

[noël ⋆｡°✩ @dilfoy]

“your 20s are for—“ enough my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 6th grade and realizing that actually 12 year old me was kinda onto something

[Megan🍋 @MeganMegoo]

Bruh bffr 🧍‍♀️

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The Trump admin has placed a ban on Julianne Moore’s children’s book ‘Freckleface Strawberry’ for being related to DEI.

It’s about a little girl who dislikes her freckles but eventually learns to live with them when she realizes that she is different ‘just like everybody else’

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

[jackofallgames @jackofallgames7]

Someone at Maxis needs to reheat these Nachos.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST AI VIDEO EVER LMFAOOO😭😭😭😭😭

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

You can win the heart of a woman by spreading goat cheese and fig jam on sourdough and giving it to her.

[Megan🍋 @MeganMegoo]

If anyone thought pregnancy hormones didn't make you emotional, the other day I cried because I wanted to go swimming in a pool.

....it's -3 degrees outside right now 😂

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

[relatable @byreIatable]

having my first original thoughts in five years without tiktok

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home

[lauren @laurenontour]

just got the “tiktok is banned” pop up, closed the app, then went back to it 3 seconds later out of habit. yeah i’m cooked

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

saying goodbye to tiktok with the funniest tiktok ever

[Megan🍋 @MeganMegoo]

When your brain just constantly tells you that people don't actually care or want to be there to celebrate you/your life it ain't fun.

Anxiety a bitchhhhhh

[Megan🍋 @MeganMegoo]

Me: "No one's going to buy us anything for the baby shower, because no one cares and it's a burden and they don't wanna spend money on me"

*gets email that someone bought something off the registry*

Also me: 😮😮😮 omg people DO care 😭😭

[tah | Local Sarah Fortune Enjoyer @tahtheleagster]

if i open your fic and there’s no paragraph breaks i’m hitting the back button so fast it’ll make your goddamn head spin

[eve 🍓🎪 @strawb3rryfemme]

anyone who writes fics in first person needs killed immediately.

[AL ! comms closed!! @goatfanatic_]

DEAD DOVE : DO NOT EAT IS NOT A VALID TAG ON ITS OWN U NEED TO TAG THE TRIGGERS