megan

currently wearing socks

[megan @MeganPhlllips]

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t, but I think 8 years ago I joined twitter! #MyXAnniversary

[megan @MeganPhlllips]

Elizabeth you will be missed

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is Jonathan the tortoise, the oldest known living land animal in the world. He hatched in 1832 and is now 190 years old. Here is a picture of him, on the right, from 1886.

[cal? @cal_gif]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[megan @MeganPhlllips]

@AustinnP14 dad would consider his career is over

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Do you think his orthodontist was a fellow minion or an open-minded human

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[megan @MeganPhlllips]

@HannahWoehrle my first college english class people didn’t know how to cite in MLA

[Austin @AustinnP14]

Anakin Skywalker wrote this

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

The best part about reading is telling people you have been reading a lot lately

[James @CaucasianJames]

can’t believe i’m staying in on pitbull’s birthday

[Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy]

I studied philosophy, or if you're American, sorcery

[James @CaucasianJames]

we laugh but this is a pretty solid post for 2012. if one of my buddies tweeted this back then i would’ve given it a like

[megan @MeganPhlllips]

@livelaughlevale it’s even worse in the books… he is the worst character until the last one

[James @CaucasianJames]

why are u brushing ur teeth before the dentist. u got a crush on them or something

[jade🤎 @LankyBallerina]

you’re calling me a beautiful girl. the thing that almost killed sean kingston.

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

What did y’all get for Brushing Your Teeth wrapped?

[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

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[megan @MeganPhlllips]

ok wings