Megan Rose Greene

the white elephant in the room.

[Megan Rose Greene @MeganRoseGreene]

savouring the swan song jokes of the stalwart last battalion of jokers before this hell site becomes impossible to navigate and musk finally kills comedy like he’s always tried so hard to do.

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this is the second time TODAY i’m just trying to get home without being a billionaire uber can’t relate

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uber are the most evil sons of bitches!!! it’s multiple times now that i’ve booked a car, had the booking canceled, “connect me to another driver”, disappear the booking without warning, then surge the prices by like thrice. evil evil sons of bitches!

[Megan Rose Greene @MeganRoseGreene]

blake lively went so hard and everyone else phoned it in so bad, i almost felt sorry for her, but she’s married to a canadian so she can fuck right out of this hell pit country in her statue of liberty dress and never look back so good for her.

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

It’s wild to think people flee their countries to come to this mess.

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billionaires get up to the stupidest shit. going to space. buying twitter. being vengeance.

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all praise to that lil prehistoric goatboi who discovered butter

[Megan Rose Greene @MeganRoseGreene]

no more mads mikkelson saying stupid shit like the word muggle give him the paycheck and rewrite your script he shouldn’t have to say that ever

[Megan Rose Greene @MeganRoseGreene]

all songs are somehow werewolves of london

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i’ve just been told i’ve been on twitter for thirteen years thank gawd

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the afab enby urge to broadcast the internalized misogyny and transphobia that have you convinced your identity is made up and you’re an imposter everywhere.

[Megan Rose Greene @MeganRoseGreene]

basquiat dated madonna while he was also dating a person named venus, so

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oscar isaac is every age

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@robbykarol 💖💖💖

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@Caaaam well listen - don’t watch it ever bc it is dumb but keep the boyfriend dream alive.

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spies flying stolen fighter jets after two martinis meanwhile my 37 yr old ass drinks one glass of wine and i’m writing fanfic about taron edgerton and colin firth being boyfriends yes i’m watching kingsmen but is it not so unlikely that they’re not boyfriends ???

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carrie bradshaw lifted a plate of pancakes off the server’s buss tray and we just sat there and watched her do it we will never recover from quarantine we are a society lost

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DOES. NOT. QUIT.

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hi hello canada’s president just does not quit

[Senator Patrick Brazeau -Algonquin 🇨🇦 @senatorbrazeau]

I know how people feel. I lost to this man 10yrs ago. It stung, it hurt but in life, we have to respect our opponents. Don’t always agree with him but I respect him. Today he’s the Prime Minister of 🇨🇦. He’s our Prime Minister. Let’s support Canada!🪶🧡🪶🧡🪶🧡