Megan Scevers

I'm just gonna let my friends write something here

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

I hate being an angry crier! These are not tears of defeat, they are tears of WRATH and you should be terrified!!

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

@closemccurdy Generally accurate

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Somebody give me a synonym for "pervasive" it's in my thesis 47 times

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Bernie sanders is not a radical.
Raising minimum wage is not radical.
Pursuing healthcare for all is not radical.
Pursuing higher education for all is not radical.
Seeking legislation that protects our earth, our home, is not radical.
The pursuit of equity is American.

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Ok so I hate the internet because it's a constant reminder that nothing I do or think is original, but like it's also nice to know that if I'm confused by an obscure one-line joke on Phineas and Ferb about Nostradamus, some other fool will have asked about it on yahoo

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

in case ur wondering how dumb i am, i just looked at an orange and thought "i don't like the color orange bc it doesn't occur anywhere naturally"

anyways i graduate college in 3 months

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Me: *watches makeup tutorials and looks at pinterest in an effort to do my makeup different*

My makeup: **looks the exact same way for the 16,452th time**

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Can't wait till I'm old so I can nod sagely while saying anything random like "sometimes doors open to the bottom of stairs" and everyone will automatically contemplate it deeply

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Decided to give green beans a try after years but then I sneezed while chewing one and it got lodged in my nose merry christmas

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Me every time an assignment is due: Wow my procrastination has come back to haunt me, I'll do better next time

Me next time:
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[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

I put in all that work planning the whole conversation in my my head and some people don't even have the decency to stay on script smh

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

@grouponlord If that's my burden in life to bear so be it

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

It's been 7 years

I will never escape

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

HOW do so many college students have tiny, basically empty backpacks?? Literally every day I look like a peasant woman hauling her cabbages to the local market

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

i think if i ended up in purgatory it would just be me in a dimly lit room trying to plug a charger into the wall socket behind my bed for eternity

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Things I arguably DON'T need: a savings account

Things I definitely DO need: the entire Chrissy Teigen cooking line from Target

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

The second day of class is the absolute worst bc the prof always asks a million questions that no one knows like cowgirl you posted the syllabus 3 days ago no one has their books hold your horses

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Reading adult fiction at a young age led me to believe that there would be a lot more ripping shirts off of my SOs than I have actually encountered but I imagine it probably feels a lot like tearing off the plastic around a frozen pizza

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

Just a pic of me working hard! Sometimes the job can be demanding but somebody has to do it 💪😤

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

"You call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest:" some of the most poignant lyrics ever written and I will forever scream them as loud as possible

[Megan Scevers @MeganScevers]

True friendship is when @closemccurdy looked up the best brands to dye my hair purple while I was driving to walmart at 11 pm so I didn't impulsively ruin my life