Supreme Wasp Queen

Millennial Grandma

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

Me every time Paul Prenter was on screen in Bohemian Rhapsody

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

idk who the bottom right it and i’m still choosing taylor swift

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

The easiest decision I've ever made in my entire life 😭😭😭

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

@SarahDuggers i have two different hair products that look the same except for the product name that i keep in specific places to know which is which. my bf moved them & put them back wrong & i used the wrong one. he said “well that’s really not MY fault bc i would think you’d read the label”

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

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[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

“Yeah I was raised in the south but I don’t have an accent” very cool now say “W-2 form”

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

they should pull out a blank chart & have you write in things like “gave birth”, “broke arm”, “tooth pulled” etc on the scale, & THEN have you point out where your current thing lands. like okay it’s worse than stubbing your toe but not as bad as falling into a cactus

[Virginia Brasch @Virginia_Brasch]

An autistic woman on TikTok just said "Do I have a high pain threshold bc I'm AA or am I perceived to have a high pain threshold bc I take the pain scale literally?"

And WOW! After my C-section I told a nurse I was at a 2 and she slow turned around. "No one has ever told me that

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

someone please tell me if this man is problematic before i fall in love with him

[Maluma Access 🐓 @MalumaAccess]

🎥| La entrevista de Maluma con Bobbi Althoff estará disponible este jueves. 🖤

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

reason #1 that i would move TO new york city

[Michael ✡︎ @micieb]

Reason #39677500 why to move out of New York City.

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

me at 14 realizing that my grandpa lied when he told me that eating more than 2 maraschino cherries a day would give me cancer

[bobby @bobby]

i gotta figure out some insane rules for my kid that she doesn't question until she gets older. “no pink lemonade in this house. it’s unnatural” and she’s like right of course, lemons are yellow, it’s unnatural. then decades from now she’s in a college dining hall like Wait What.

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

i once had a conversation with a 5yo that started with him telling me that The Flash could run faster than the speed of sound & ended with him telling me that god was not real. how can anyone dislike kids

[Mapes @MapesThorson]

5yo: two girls can get married

me: yes

5yo: can two boys get married?

me: yes

5yo: can two grandmas?

me: yes

5yo: can mario and luigi get married?

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

so apparently the key to kendall jenner doing good photo shoots is to barely show her face

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Tyra would've picked her photo first

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

@DanielJLayton delete this

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

@malandremarie dude the daycare that i was working at was SO expensive & it was even cheaper than the other ones in the area & i was so confused about how we were always fully enrolled, & i found out that the schools here don’t have extended day programs??? it’s crazy

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

me: i don't like gossip and drama

also me:

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

i think about this song a lot

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

There’s layers here

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

Charlie Swan

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Which character is this?

[Supreme Wasp Queen @MeganSmithers]

not me seeing “i make $16/hr” & thinking “omg lucky”

but yeah, i would never be able to grocery shop if i didn’t have credit cards 😔

[ًsuna @eversincewms]

harry disappeared for a year after the band ended, starred in a christopher nolan movie and was the last to start off his solo career with a radio unfriendly 6 minute soft rock ballad that didnt even chart much. he trusted the process and did everything right