Meg Wenzel

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

@ESPNFantasy Cordarelle Patterson should get the touchdown points for that

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

If you don’t have a 26.2 sticker on your car, how will I know you’ve run a marathon?!

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m turning up today tho

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[WRONG NUMBER SORRY @XxxNautica]

I FEEL LIKE NOBODY REMEMBERS WHEN TWITTER WOULD LET YOU TWEET FROM YOUR TEXT MESSAGES BY TEXTING 40404. IM OLD AF 🤣🤣😫😫

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

I had a dream about mango coors seltzer’s so if psychology of dreaming is correct then that means they were probably thinking about me too

[D-Stom @DStomBangers]

Life isn’t all milk and cookies. Sometimes it’s just milk.... and you’re lactose intolerant.

[Mitch @themitchellford]

We can’t date if you’re not good at cornhole. I’m tryna run the boards at family functions

[Brandalin @brandalintipton]

Friend soulmates are a thing and if you don’t feel that way, you haven’t met yours yet

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

#TikTok quarantine edition https://t.co/SsulXuMR8d

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

*talking about corona virus*
Hannah: it won’t make its way here, Santa Clara is so far
Me: Well China is far

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

@han_ahearn Odiesmom

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

@sarahanne_25 So festive of you

[Chrish @mistachrish]

*watches Step Up once*

[Meg Wenzel @MeganWenzel2]

Merging on the freeway should be included on the driving test because that’s more relevant than backing up on a curb