megan♡

🤍🤍🤍🤍 24/uk

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

no community note…??? IT’S REAL..

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

lol she literally do not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[¥ @laylanaiim]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.

[Comrade Cat ⚔️🔮🛸🇵🇸 @CatJova]

My gf has been talking to this guy that bought a billboard in SF so that it wouldn’t be bought by a real AI company and now he just responds to anyone that messages him 😭 his name is Tucker and it took him 3 days to send her back that cat drawing

[Joha @OtraEmpanada]

Mientras uno esté vivo, uno debe besar la frentesita de su mascota lo más que pueda.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.
Crazy lmao.

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

there’s just something so exciting and special about the skeleton crew reveal in the curse of the black pearl... i really wish i could watch this whole sequence for the first time again

[bug girl @buggirl]

the kind of cartoonishly evil entitlement you must have to think you can just destroy OUR moon. everyone’s moon. the moon humans have looked up at and admired for thousands of years. who the fuck are you to flippantly blemish our moon forever

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[s🗡🎞️ @cupofte4rs]

I actually think ‘who put 50p in you?’ may be one of the funniest things you could say to someone

[jane🌾 @unllikelyjane]

drunk me thought this was aesthetic and drunk me was right highkey

[mar @onlytheblye]

how does one get zara larrson’s body with zero exercise and zero diet changes

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Man puts his phone in between of two arguing cats and captured a war like situation

[Marwan @mxrwanlfc]

“You’re blatantly just not me nan” is the greatest writing this country has ever seen

[kat 😺🏒🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @katavalanche8]

This guy at IKEA fucking killed me today.... His arms don't even fit in the fucking box 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[zayden @pemilo123]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats take bathroom security very seriously. Doesn't matter if they're half asleep, they're still reporting for duty.