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Will cry at fireworks.

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

You guys, my job is so cool.

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

Still a problem @Csadler316

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

Easily the worst thing about my new house ⁦@jimmyjohns⁩

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@9HoleSuper Hers was a very good girl❤️

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@maggieyams SAME.

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@Csadler316 Who’s your girlfriend?

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@Csadler316

[🦋 @astr0l0gyjunk]

“What time were you born EXACTLY call ur mom”

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@MaggieFerb @samantha_jferb

[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

😉

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

If I added “I’ll send pics” would that help my odds?

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

Thinking of changing my bumble bio to “Slowly fitting my retainer back into my night time routine after not wearing it for at least 5 years. If that’s something you’re attracted to swipe right.” #thisis30

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@samantha_jferb 😭

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@kyle_chapman23 Not an option! It’s the OG princesses

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

People that don’t put the shopping carts in the thing when they’re done with it. *bonus* Especially hate the people that prop them up on curbs. Like that took way more effort than walking 30 feet, get it together Susan.

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

A thread of the kinds of people that make me mad...

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

I looked at Glossier online ONE time and now it’s every ad everywhere all the time

[Disney @Disney]

A brand new Lizzie McGuire series starring Hilary Duff is coming exclusively to @disneyplus! Get the details here: https://t.co/2Lr3g7ABNC #DisneyPlus

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

LIZZY MCGUIRE IS COMING BACK

[C H A P M A N @Megan_Chapman]

@samantha_jferb @UnderwaterMovie @MaggieFerb Any gators that deep? Don’t make me see this one🤒

[Andrew Michaan @AndrewMichaan]

followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Your generation = 7 Rings MY generation = 7 Things 💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍 Simpler times. @selenagomez