Megan Ferrari

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[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Some days I want love, everyday I want money

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

People still drive hummers?

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

The men at my job wondering why people are grieving the election… the privelage is insane.

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Just chillin on my phone and a notification from my settings suggested me to add a Face ID with glasses while I’m wearing my glasses… they really watching me 😂

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Why every run tracker I downloaded requires a yearly subscription fuck outta here

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

It’s funny that I’ll be in hella peoples close friends stories but I don’t even regularly watch your story or talk to anyone 😂

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

I’ve been contributing $100 biweekly to my retirement for the last 3 years plus my job matches the %. I already have $12,500 🤩

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

I really went to bath and body works to use this gift card I keep forgetting I have and I legit forgot to use it 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Had a lucid dream last night and my coworker said what kinda drugs did I take lmaoo 😶‍🌫️

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

The amount of people who come into my job and are on the phone with someone weather it’s AirPods or on speaker.. it’s RUDE. How can I even assist you if you’re in the middle of a phone call? We can both wait until you’re done then..

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Every visit since this tweet they’ve given me 2 donuts instead of 1 😭🥰

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

The Dunkin I go to before work recognizes me now and gave me 2 donuts today 🥰

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

“What time do you close”
“8pm”
“So can I still come at 7:45”
🙂🙂🙂 does 7:45 not come before 8?? Every shift I get this stupid question like cmon now

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Just when I thought I could sleep in after working 2 12s this weekend, I have a last minute meeting tomorrow morning at 7:45 🙂

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

First time being at the DMV and the 2 people I interacted with were actually nice and didn’t hate their job

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

I register my new car tomorrow and I’m keeping my plates but my old car has basically a full tank 😫😅 I did not plan that well

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Still unbelievable that the vineland dmv still isn’t doing registrations 😒

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

Working 12 hrs, going to sleep and having a nightmare about work, then waking up to go work another 12 hrs gotta be a sick joke 😭 I feel exhausted

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

I love texting my one brother bc it’s a 40% chance that I’ll get a response 🙂

[Megan Ferrari @Megan_Ferrari]

@jadecalen Settings > phone