Megan Fox

Screaming into the void that is twitter

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Here’s hoping a year from now I have a plus one to my best friends wedding

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Why tf are grown ass men texting me sup?!

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

The way I just told a man I was stressed and he literally responded “try not to be” I fucking hate it here

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

I just wanna skip to the point where I have my own house with the loml

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Lmao am I even meant to be happy?

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Lmao got dumped because he needs to go to therapy. What are the chances he actually goes?

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Y’all my dad is deadass about starting a podcast

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Not my dad asking if we can do a podcast together 😂

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

11 years without you and it still feels like yesterday… 😔

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

@erin_nutt Always down

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Not my hospice patient telling me he’s proud of me for finally getting a boyfriend 🫠😂

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Today one of my patients told me I make her feel safe and y’all I almost cried

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

@erin_nutt Just a couple more days ❤️

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

#NewProfilePic

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Keep having a recurring dream that I skip school and that I’m not able to graduate high school… I am almost 25 and haven’t been in any form of school for almost 4 years.

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Today was the first day I didn’t go to your house like I used to. I miss you. I like it when you visit my dreams.

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Nothing like missing someone who’s gone. My heart aches missing my friend.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

No, I haven't gotten covid yet. What's my secret? I suck and nobody wants to hang out with me 😘😘😘

[Megan Fox @Megan_Fox522]

Yoooo can they make gummy Prozac because I’m great at taking my gummy vitamins