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[meg @Megan_Mays]

@jackharlow what a night 🤩

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i think it’s beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental disorder and love me for my boobs

[kida @kidasnow]

looking at my bank statement after treating apple pay like a wand

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jack Harlow reveals his aunt mistook a SNL skit for him, texting that she was proud he was “addressing everything.”

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

being a woman is the best thing on earth next to mexican food & weed

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Theo Von: “Satan is amongst us.”

“They’re letting fucking politicians slurp on kids.”

“All of our fucking money goes to Israel.”

“And they’re using it to fucking genocide people.”

“People are like, we'll the Democrats next time.”

“But all the same shit has been happening forever.”

@joerogan @TheoVon

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[meg @Megan_Mays]

@CoachJDavis One of the best 🩷

[Riċ @ricblurs]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

i’m so easy to cut off im just like my dad i will not fight to stay in ur life

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

so glad i was born in this generation i love smoking weed, the club, and telling nggas to shut the fck up!

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

Eat the rich (figuratively), because they're eating us (literally, apparently, what the fucking fuck)

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

how tf is weed legal in different states btch i thought we was united

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you

[big mf don ! @ittsangel_]

ulta is another place where you just gotta accept your total fr

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.