Megan Tysinger

\Let the net be thrown in vain. -Bro. Aaron Henson- Proverbs 1:1-19/
Certified Medical Assistant (AAMA)
Registered Diagnostic Cardiac Sonographer🫀 (ARDMS)

[Megan Tysinger @Megan_Tysinger]

It'll be a happy day when I only have 1 chin left

[Savannah Kirk @Savannah_Kirkus]

Bus rides are bumpy :-\ #ouch

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HOCM POCUS

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Kaitlyn: I was born on an aug year
Me: no you were not

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McDonald's drive thru: HAYMITCH
Mom: hmmmmmmm

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Halie; What flavor is it?
Donald: ...well that one is green

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Mom: We're gonna do red next.
Owen: REDNECK
Mom: No, Red NEXT.

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JP: I was prescribed once

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I look like that girl at the gas station

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Come into room one

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That's what you get for stealing Jo's bread.

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I measured myself yesterday IN THE NIGHTTIME and I was 6'1"

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Alivia- OH MY WORD I JUST PUT SELF TAN ON AND I JUST SPILLED WATER ON MYSELF

[Megan Tysinger @Megan_Tysinger]

Drama and Dropped Balls (Volleyball 2016)

[Braden Parrott @BradenP_3]

People who watched SpongeBob in their childhood have an elite sense of humor and that’s just facts.

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*Kaitlyn & I shopping*
M: Gray is my best color.
K: How do you know that?
M: Because London Tipton told me so.
K: 😑 and when did she tell you that?
M: On the Disney Channel website with that quiz.
K: and you're still going off that? (15 yrs later)
M: yes 💁🏻‍♀️

@DisneyChannel

[Megan Tysinger @Megan_Tysinger]

finna therapy shop

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what do I do with my life after I've finished Friday Night Lights😢

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Kaitlyn: Megan, you're still wearing a full face of makeup.

Me: What. No, I am not.

K: I can see your fake jawline from here.

[John Clay @JohnClayyy]

apparently being FUN is called being childish and dramatic these days