Megan Browne

I'm a mermaid proving otherwise is impossible as I obviously am a mermaid.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

@cheycoxe you're the devil see you at 5 I'll bring popcorn. ♡

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

I need mother fucking tea.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Studying selfie with my cat🐱 http://t.co/Jj4gztgOJq

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Only 1650 mb over my data limit. My dads face at the end of the month is not going to be one of love.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

It's sick how people feed on other people's problem's.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

While I powdered my nose he would powder his gums.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Nows not the time to be talking about failing finals kids. It's do or die.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

I don't know anymore

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

At least we're under the same sky

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES HOW WRONG THIS IS ?

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Champagne and Cocaine

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

The importance of wearing clothes when home alone:

Oh look there's none.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Compliments make me want to put my face in the ground and stick my bum in the air. . Like an ostrich. I don't know they just do.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Top form.

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

The debate between staying in bed and being hungry or getting up and eating

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

If I was a robber I'd look at their rubbish, like "oh you shop at woolworths,you probably have a flat screen tv too"

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Mom's making me drink a bottle of water before I go to origin. Mom's are smarter than you think

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Smoothies for breakfast then mac-donalds for lunch. Makes sense

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

Why did the chicken cross the road?....To prove he wasn't chicken. Ha ha

[Megan Browne @Megandbrowne]

When you start drinking shower while you shower, you know you're hungover.