Megan in MD 🇺🇦

Proud social worker and believer in bringing generations together. Trying hard to maintain my optimism and patriotism. Liberal as all get out. 🧠🦋 💗💜💙

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

@Dulles_Airport it’s extremely uncool to deplane an international flight full of passengers right into a cold, stationary old shuttle bus before we pass any bathrooms.

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

In Europe, we have violent video games.

In Europe, we have absent dads.

In Europe, religiosity is much lower overall than in the US.

In Europe, we have mental illness.

And in Europe, we have very few mass shootings.

It's the guns.

Deal with your mess, America.

#ItsTheGuns

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

I love all 37! (Thread)

[emily freeman @editingemily]

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order.

1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

@GeneMeyer I’m confused by “Back in the 1980s, I wrote about its then remarkable renaissance.” The upswing started around 2000, no? I’ve been here 20 years and I don’t remember anyone calling it remarkable when I first got here.

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

@EricTivers Pshh, I’m already signing up to lead one. I ❤️ the ArC community.

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

It’s the first day my amazing 10wk coaching group would have met but isn’t. 😭 Plan: grieve+message all my new friends+STRONGLY recommend you check out @EricTivers if you are as tired of struggling as I was 10 weeks ago.💗 #ADHD #ADHDCoaching #ADHDreWired #reWiredCoaching

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

@ausmazehanat @varsha_venkat_ Ohhhhh, Bel Canto. I loved it so much and can’t bear to reread it.

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

@DrJessicaLanger @varsha_venkat_ This book had me sobbing 30+ years ago and still I say TOO SOON. Old Dan! Little Ann! My heart!!

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

In honor of my BrainBonk this week:

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

@washfm Friends! California is a huge state, 6.4 is not necessarily dangerous depending on location, and the earthquake was *6 hours* ago. Please don’t make vague alarmist announcements like that; I frantically pulled over my car to make sure my family was ok. ❤️

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

https://t.co/xm0pbZ6bIH

What the heck, why not. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

Amen, Lord!

[Sarah @sarahcorneyy]

me trying to figure out how ticketmaster wasn’t prepared for the demand for Taylor Swift tickets when they sent out the codes themselves to control a certain amount of people entering the presale #TheErasTour

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Megan in MD 🇺🇦 @MeganinMD]

If I *invite* 100 friends to an amazing party at 7, tell them to arrive on my doorstep no later then 6:30, open my 3' wide door at 7, yell COME IN, everyone collides, and the door breaks, I CAN'T THEN SAY "100 PEOPLE?! HISTORICALLY UNPRECEDENTED!" #TheErasTour #Ticketmaster

[Laura J. Nelson @laura_nelson]

"There has been historically unprecedented demand, with millions showing up to buy tickets," said Ticketmaster, the company that issued the presale codes to each person who showed up to buy tickets

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Anyone who didn’t find out about their ADHD until after their 20s should get a free redo.