Megan

give me coffee and tell me my yoga pants look pretty she/her

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

NOAH. 2020???

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Don’t let this darkness fool you, all lights turned off can be turned on

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

You can’t say Brady was the reason Belichick is a legend and blame the coaching team of the Bucs for this season’s failure at the same time. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

@mmpadellan Kyle rittenhouse, not only in my feed but my notifications 🤮

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

Today’s game is called “is my body dysmorphia really that bad or do my Lensa pics really look nothing like me?” #lensa #ai

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

God damnit gronk 🤣

[Savage @Savageboston]

Rob Gronkowski donation 👀

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

#SpeakerVote

[howdidwegethere 🟧🌻🇺🇸❤️ @howdidwehether1]

@cspan Mike Rogers was the Ranking member of the House Armed Services Committee and set to be the Chair in the 118th. He got bounced for Gaetz. Gaetz will now be the Chairman of the House Armed Services Committee.

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

Queen @RepKatiePorter , ladies and gentlemen

[Brent Patrick @Brentus88]

Hahaha. Democrat @RepKatiePorter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

We’re a laughingstock and have been since self tanner in a suit slid down the golden elevator

[J⚾RDAN @jordo2323]

So the fate of the majority party's leadership rests on a guy who sought a pardon for sex trafficking.

This isn't satire.

#SpeakerVote

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

Disappointed and yet not surprised. But ask me 2 years ago and I never would have predicted this. Then I thought we stood for something.

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

The TikTok’s the house dems are making at the vote are beautiful. Obviously they’re bored enough to listen to their staffers and its so damn funny. Case in point:

https://t.co/ZFXUZJ9crT

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

. @JJWatt put more heart and thought and genuine passion into this tweet than the painfully generic statement by the @NFL and @nflcommish. Roger Goodell should be ashamed of himself but I doubt his soul has the capacity.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The game is not important.

Damar Hamlin’s life is important.

Please be ok. Please.

🙏🏼

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

@CupricCS @JanuaryEmily This is how I’ve always done it - is this not correct? My whole life is a lie

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

Imagine being that fucking wealthy and untouchable and yet still losing sleep over pronouns and genders that don’t have anything to do with you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The woke mind virus is either defeated or nothing else matters

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

The absolute balls of Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell to speak as the Jan 6 capitol police officers are honored is insanity. The cognitive dissonance is genuinely terrifying.

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

Your Monday morning reminder that John Mayer is a predator and Jake Gyllenhaal is a scarf stealing douche canoe. As you were.

[D @danielle2u]

"Connecticut Dad Strangled, Stabbed, & Dismembered his 11-Month-Old Daughter in ‘Horrific and Gruesome’ Murder" after fighting with the child’s mother https://t.co/po0e2yTlal

All too frequently filicide is perpetrated as an act of revenge against the mom.
⁦@MomsProtective⁩

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

#GivingTuesday am I doing this right

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

A major in critical race theory with a minor in lesbian dance theory sounds like my dream education tbh

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Lauren Boebert: “Joe Biden is robbing hard working Americans to pay for Karen’s daughter’s degree in lesbian dance theory.”

[Megan @MegansSoCool]

Gruden is such a dumbass that he picked Derick Carr over the GOAT and a tight end who will easily walk into the hall of fame. So 🐐 went to Gruden’s old team, dug it back out if the ground and then spanked Gruden’s ass on the field. This is a story of legends

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

This Tom Brady-Raiders story is incredible when you put it all together