Megan L

[Sacramento River Cats @RiverCats]

🏟️ Your dream night at the ballpark is calling!

Enter to win a River Cats Suite Night in 2025, a YETI cooler filled with hot Miller’s Meats, and throw out the 1st pitch!
Let’s make this summer legendary. 🌭🔥

Enter now: https://t.co/Nmg8uyhJ62

[Megan L @Megantater]

@alison_bartow I’m only following you for kitten content 😻

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing

[Netflix @netflix]

Me in a job Me when I
interview get the job

[Megan L @Megantater]

@onepeloton Can we PLEASE have a @DUALIPA ride? 🙏🏽

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: CA is expanding eligibility for the #COVID19 vaccine.

Beginning April 1, Californians 50+ will be able to sign up for an appointment.

Beginning April 15, eligibility will be expanded to everyone 16 and older.

The light at the end of the tunnel continues to get brighter.

[Megan L @Megantater]

Where was our @netflix 2020 recap infographic? I want to know how many hours I spent vegging out during quarantine.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

📍 CA's Blueprint for a Safer Economy is the next evolution of the state's #COVID19 response.

Every county is now assigned to a color tier based on its rate of new cases & positivity to determine which sectors can operate.

▶️ Check your county: https://t.co/snYe5v55Rw

[California Secretary of State @CASOSVote]

FACT CHECK: Earlier this week, the USPS issued guidance to voters on returning vote-by-mail ballots. In CA, as long as your ballot is postmarked by Election Day, #November3rd, & received by the 17th day after the election, your ballot will be processed.#VoteSafeCA #VoteCalifornia

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

I'm getting far too comfortable eating "party sized" bags of chips, knowing full well there will never be a party anywhere near those chips.

[Ryan Simpkins @ryan_the_ryan]

Wouldn't it be crazy if halfway through CONTAGION Matt Damon went to a bar

[Megan L @Megantater]

I don’t know why people are so against wearing masks in stores... they’re great for avoiding people you went to high school with!

[Megan L @Megantater]

I feel like the “Fun” section on the Twitter Discover tab is a bit tasteless right now...

[Megan L @Megantater]

Tyra would be proud! #ANTM

[Alison Bartow @alison_bartow]

everyone needs to go apologize to Tyra Banks I guess?

[Megan L @Megantater]

If this pandemic happened in the 90s, do you think Blockbuster would have been considered an essential business? 🤔 #TGFNetflix

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[April Danz @momuses]

@johnkrasinski #SomeGoodNews my daughter, Coco, finished her final chemo treatment yesterday and our friends had a surprise social distancing welcome home parade for her!

[Megan L @Megantater]

When you have a craving for Chinese food... Red Chopstix in Elk Grove #supportsmallbusiness #EAT91SIX @arikarmstead

[Megan L @Megantater]

Close talkers don’t know what to do with themselves #SocialDistancing

[Megan L @Megantater]

Thank goodness for @SFPublicLibrary’s Kindle loans! #stockeduponbooks #COVIDー19