Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty

changed my name

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

@TheLastSylvixen @PencilVoid To clarify: I changed my Twitter name & I deleted the “ye” tweet by accident.

I offer my apologies for these confusions. I do wish the kangaroo sega is clear and accessible for all to enjoy. I take responsibility for my shortcomings regarding these confusions. I will be better.

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

@cyranmakesmusic @cyranmusic Haha omg sorry for the confusion. I can now CONFIRM: I have seen a kangaroo at the zoo.

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

@cyranmusic wait nvm wasnt the zoo

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

@cyranmusic what is kangaroo ?

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I’m willing to die trying to break this record

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BREAKING NEWS: Puerto Rico's Emilio Flores Marquez has become the new Guinness World Records title holder for the 𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗮𝗻 at 112 years and 326 days old.

https://t.co/7PCGRoat4d

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

@AOC @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris HMU, I got some ideas you might want to hear 🤔🤔🤔

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I hate my parents for not stopping 9/11

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

I wish corona virus was over so I can continue having sex with everybody

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

From now on , I’m gonna be confident

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

Everyone is beautiful in their own way

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

Costco. $8 whole chicken. How we doin?

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

@bennnnst I have a few rims from previous years, no full cups tho.

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

Thanks

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s to a happy, healthy, and hopeful 2020. Happy New Year, everybody!

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

If you’re reading this, your life is way easier than mine...

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

is ANYONE as smart as me? as strong as me? as handsome as me??? I WANT to KNOW!!!!!

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

How old y’all think he just turned ?

[sierra💕 @xosi3rra]

so my cousin sent me this and...🥴

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Get ready for April fools 2028.. y’all in for a treat.

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

in that such as therefore, nevertheless, i dont see how you can understand the pre-text of the being

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

My friend in law school told me if u want to say something mean to ur boss without getting fired, say “I might kill you”. He legally can’t fire you because you didn’t say you WILL kill him

[Mega Shadow Dragon Almighty @Megashadowdrag]

everyone say my jokes r bad but you know what they say, flattery is the best mocking bird.