Mega ☘️

Professional yapper, part-time sweetheart☘️

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

My husband, who happens to be the head of HR at his company, told me something yesterday that I honestly found quite amusing.

Apparently, over 20 to 30 employees, mostly men, have submitted leave applications for November 19th, 20th and 21st. What's even more interesting is that these employees work in different departments, yet they're all requesting time off for exactly the same three days.

At first, he thought it was just a coincidence.

But as more applications kept coming in, he started wondering whether there was something he wasn't aware of.

Interestingly, a female friend of mine also mentioned that something similar is happening at her workplace, with mostly men requesting those exact dates.

Now, I'm genuinely curious because this is becoming a pattern across different workplaces. What on earth is happening on November 19th, 20th and 21st?

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

@Yhubii2005 That’s not true

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

Please I need this as a sticker on WhatsApp 🥹

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

Get yourself a man who looks at you the way a Chinese spy looks at her target 💕

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

I wish more women knew how fast you’re going to find your person after you let go…

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

Atleast once in your lifetime, you’ll find someone you have insane chemistry with and it is very important to know you cannot be with them.

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

What’s something people have normalized in dating that you actually think is a huge red flag?

And don’t say cheating. I mean the little stuff everybody acts like is normal now.

[Icy gurll❄️💕 @Bigbaby243]

Taking only fruit as my last meal because of stomach pains.

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

@HttpsUDO7 That means it worked 😂

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

Just copy and paste and you’re good to go!

[Teger ❤️ @Teger55]

I need this gif on WhatsApps 😢

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

Me tweeting with emotions is what I can never do, I just post mostly time things I believe y’all wanted to tweet

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

I blocked my mother-in-law yesterday, and honestly, I still haven’t recovered from what I overheard. 😂

She called my husband while I was in the kitchen, thinking I couldn’t hear their conversation. She started asking him whether I had been mistreating him, shouting at him, denying him food or making his life miserable.

Then she lowered her voice and told him that if he was suffering, he should speak up so the family could come and take me out of the house.

I nearly dropped the spoon in my hand. 😭

This woman was planning a full-blown rescue operation for a grown man who sleeps peacefully every night, eats three meals a day and still asks me where his socks are.

The funniest part? My husband told her he was perfectly fine and that I treated him well. But she insisted that men sometimes hide their suffering because they don’t want to worry their mothers.

Ma’am, your son is not suffering. He just hasn’t learned how to operate the washing machine. 😂

Anyway, I blocked her.

Now my husband says I should unblock her. I told him he’s free to go and join the rescue team. 😭😂

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

I blocked my mother-in-law yesterday, and honestly, I still haven’t recovered from what I overheard. 😂

She called my husband while I was in the kitchen, thinking I couldn’t hear their conversation. She started asking him whether I had been mistreating him, shouting at him, denying him food or making his life miserable.

Then she lowered her voice and told him that if he was suffering, he should speak up so the family could come and take me out of the house.

I nearly dropped the spoon in my hand. 😭

This woman was planning a full-blown rescue operation for a grown man who sleeps peacefully every night, eats three meals a day and still asks me where his socks are.

The funniest part? My husband told her he was perfectly fine and that I treated him well. But she insisted that men sometimes hide their suffering because they don’t want to worry their mothers.

Ma’am, your son is not suffering. He just hasn’t learned how to operate the washing machine. 😂

Anyway, I blocked her.

Now my husband says I should unblock her. I told him he’s free to go and join the rescue team. 😭😂

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

@only1adesh Omo

[OLA-IMOLE @only1adesh]

I want spoilers, especially about my finances, happiness, peace of mind, and the people who will still be around.

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

@Sydney3380 What did you eat today??

[C✩ @Sydney3380]

Once upon a time I ate one egg as food for the full day

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

@terna_2005 For where ??

[BG😜 @terna_2005]

Pastor pikin apply for Medicine them give am Islamic studies ,if na you weti you go do 🟡

[Mega ☘️ @Megawontmiss]

@AAFARUQOfficial Lmao