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@libsoftiktok Shittings

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS SHUTTING DOWN FOR GOOD !!!

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@ChayaRaichik10 diarrhea

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like the mafia

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I wish I could go back in time and become the kind of guy that got really into mob stuff as a middle schooler

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@dunkindonuts thank you for the dunkalatte it fills a void in my heart

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Some days I miss the dunkaccino so much it makes me feel sick

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@susanferrechio duplicitous dago

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i'm taking a break from racial humor

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@elonmusk i broke a nail can you fix it

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@RepBoebert https://t.co/zYwJiwqb76

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@NYCTSubway Yayyyy thank you MTA it's gone now ^_^

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@NYCTSubway can you pwease deal with this repugnant Nazi graffiti by stairway P4 on the fresh pond M 😇

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nothing better than snuggling on company time

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is it transhumanist of me to want a headlamp installed in my forehead

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Bin Laden has won, in airports of the world every day. I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound dundridges. STUPID waste.

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I'm going to start sunning my taint

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Every time I see a beautiful brown skinned woman walking around on a gorgeous sunny day with a parasol, I come one step closer to becoming one of those Paleo type psychopaths that believes sunscreen is actually the carcinogen

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@STRANGEPOWERZ

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I like the smell of callery pear flowers