Meggan Utech

wisconsin girl lost in NY

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

@courtneyvdavis @JoshLekach You’re a black woman trump supporter, my love. You really are not great at reading people’s vibes.

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@NashSevereWx Power and cellphone towers are out where I am in Madison (near the community center). If you’re getting this, send ear plugs.

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

@chmod777Mark @MikeBeauvais @TaylorLorenz And I even knew what was coming and I just let it happen.

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

@defiantcanuck @briannavll If you lived in France for 76 years and you got your citizenship would you shout “Hooray” in French or English? Just because he’s not speaking it now doesn’t mean he doesn’t speak it.

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

I always have more matches than match strip at the end of my matchboxes. That has some philosophical meaning that I'm not fully grasping.

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

He just killed that dude with a bust of Lincoln in the Oval Office.
Fuck yeah #OlympusHasFallen. Its like hardcore DC clue.
#fuckChickFlix

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@MegganUtech why are you watching this?

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Seriously. I can't stop making this face!

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

Law & Order Criminal Intent sucks so bad. Even the theme song is a bastardized rhythmic jazz version of the bass & synthesizer original
#Ugh

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

@jordanstanley & his GF are painting their nails. @JaredNepute & his GF are cooking. I'm watching the game.

Everything is as it should be.

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

Come on Matt Flynn! This is your time to shine!!! I'll be watching! I'm still so proud!!

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

There is something lovely about lazing around watching football and memorizing lines.
#learningtolovelife
#upsides
#actingclass

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

I can put my purse on the floor in my room and I never have to hear about how gross that is.
#upsides

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

Ohhhhh shit son! Frank just pulled a "Kill Yo Self" on Peter Russo!
#HouseOfCards
#oneyearlater
#slowontheUptake

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

Am I the only one who gets soaked from tips to tails when I'm doing the dishes? It's the curvature of the spoons and bowls
#getsmeeverytime

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

I finally got the Terry Fox/Forrest Gump reference. FG is Top 5 fav movies but Its way cooler to run across the country on 1 leg.
#GoCanada

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

Is it just me or is it absolutely insane that the soda machine in the planned parenthood takes credit cards?

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

I just got crop dusted at the post office. And how is your day?

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

"This old man
He playd 6
He playd knicknack on my dick
W/ a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home"
@sarautech

[Meggan Utech @MegganUtech]

ALEX: There are old women undressing downstairs
ME: Perks of the job
ALEX: There's nothing "perky" about it

@AlVanHan
@CureThriftShop