Meggie McDonald

I think I want to have a farm when I’m old.

[Meggie McDonald @MeggieMcDonald]

I’ll love you forever if you check out my music. Even more if you share it. 😘
https://t.co/JeubtZC41i

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https://t.co/NOKwvVB8Tl

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Just sprayed perfume in my eye. Ouch. But on the bright side, my right eye smells fantastic.

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@muhgroyn @BostonMcDonald Yes!!

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I love when you find treasures in your jacket pockets…you know, like the toothpaste you’ve been missing for several days.

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The barista today said I look like I’m dressed for Paris. So I’ve now decided to start dressing for where I want to go.
Which means most days it will be sweats…because I just want to go home. 💁🏻‍♀️ lol

#introvert #thisis30 @IamThirtyAF

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Me: Maybe no one will notice these zits.

6-year-old: What are those bumps all over your face?

😑

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As I pulled into my parking lot, I saw a neighbor (that I’ve never talked to before) walking from the dumpster. When I got out of my car, he says “Excuse me, would you be interested in a block of cheese?” & pulls a block of cheese from a large cardboard box.
So many questions. 😅

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@stndngrck Haha yes!! 🙃

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Nothing quite prepares you for the horror of creeping reallllyyy far back on someone’s social media then accidentally liking a post. 😵

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@muhgroyn Haha you used to look good 😜

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Happy Montana Day! 🏔🌲
Here are some iPhone pics from past adventures where heaven touches the mountaintops. Gotta love the 406!
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#406 #406day #montanaday #glaciernationalpark #montanalove @glacier_national_park https://t.co/gL6GIxUK1N

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Was feeling lazy and wanted to wear joggers to work. Spent over an hour trying to style them to not look like joggers.
That was counterproductive. 🙄

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Getting a “CONGRATULATIONS! You started your taxes” email from H&R Block feels like the equivalent of receiving a participation trophy.

#hrblock #taxes #email

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99% sure I woke myself up during the night saying “My precious.” in a Gollum voice over and over.

Not sure how to feel about that.

#lotr #gollum #myprecious #sleeptalking

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I had the single most pleasant, quick, and easy experience at the DMV today that I’ve ever had in my life.
And I’m maybe a little too overly excited about that. Is that adulthood?

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@ChrisMcNally_ Hickam needs a win

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Nothing like getting sinus surgery during allergy season. 🤧😵

#allergies #sinuses

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In 1970, a woman filed a $100,000 lawsuit against God, accusing Him of negligence for allowing a lightning bolt to strike her home and burn it to the ground

She won by default when God failed to appear in court

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Happy Love Day! 💕 https://t.co/hddDIt8G1G

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Today is 2.2.22! I’m setting my alarm for 2:22. So I can see 2.2.22 at 2:22.
Man I can’t wait for the 22nd of this month. That’s gonna be wild.