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High kickin’ it with Nikki Kidman at the Moulin Rouge

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

sure why not

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

The way I would move MOUNTAINS for Reba McEntire

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

Halloween is approaching, which means so is David S. Pumpkins.

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

Wouldn’t have been a true high school reunion if my mother didn’t come pick up me and my friends to take us all home at 1 in the god damn morning

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

A tongue twister could possibly assassinate Biden right now

[EvilPerson666 @bartsimsonreal]

[borat voice, sadly] my wife

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

I’d like to add Mahomes to this list

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

If I could kick anyone, ANYONE, in the teeth, it would be Belichick.

[John Roberts @JohnRoberts412]

If the Bills win the Super Bowl I will get a tattoo of this with the Bills logo on the hat and “SB LVIII”

[shayna @5h4yn4_]

turning my brightness all the way down before opening Shazam to ID a track bc I can't be looking like I don't know everything already

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

ENOUGH with the chopped salads, Jesus Christ

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

“I hate that fuckin ranch shit. Don’t put it close to me, don’t put it around me.. It’s either bleu cheese with wings, or go fuck your mother” -Joey Diaz

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

ED FRICKEN OLIVER!!!!!♥️💙🐎

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

Why is every dress in existence giving very much Little House on the Prairie?????

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

@rachael_4011 You say that like I…still don’t think that your middle name is Bruce

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

@rachael_4011 remember when I thought your middle name was Bruce

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

Listen @grabbitz is so effin talented…like I don’t even have the words that will do him justice…but…the “My Cloud” music video when Shaq makes an appearance?? Unreal.

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

@StephToDeath What kind of person would I be if I forgot about THE Elton’s John?????

[Geeeeegivitus @MeggyD871]

When I’m trying to get rid of clothes, I need a fricken mural on my wall or something that says “GEEG, THIS DIDN’T FIT YOU IN 2014, IT SURE AS FUCK ISN’T GOING TO FIT NOW. GET RID OF IT.”

Probably still wouldn’t work, but you get it.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I'm sorry... I just don't understand this shit......