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My grandfather invented the prototype for Candyland. The board game.

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@ice_ice_Mapesy *high kick*

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Every guy on Southern Charm has the most insane case of restless leg syndrome

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@ScarletMcKfever Wait WHAT!!! So sad! Violet is obsessed with him and his Mickey paws!!!! @topbunktommy

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“When I get older I’ll have a penis.” -Violet @topbunktommy you take this one

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@ice_ice_Mapesy Yum

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Now following Quincy Morgan on IG is giving me way more joy than I think it should. Also realizing I need a life...& to remember I am 33.

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@kristenzeee Oh no, we most definitely pick & eat was just trying to squash the whole thing at the start...but at this point I’d settle for a pick & flick

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HOW, please dear god HOW do you get a toddler to stop picking their nose???!!!!

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Shower & do my hair, shower & shave my legs, OR shower & cry? ...hopefully this is not an age old debate for just me 😬

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Is it a requirement to post your baked feta if you’re making it? This is worse than banana bread at the beginning of quarantine (which I made & would have posted if it looked better)

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Can someone explain to me this Paulina Gretzky & Craig and Austen connection??!!!??

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@timhaggs Do you think @topbunktommy even notices a duvet cover has been missing?

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@timhaggs 💯...washed mine 4 months ago. Still in the basement.

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Night 2 going down a deep Hilaria Baldwin rabbit hole. I was rooting for you Hil, even though you talk a little too much on your podcast & your mom/fitness/do it all intensity is next level....but now this is just crazy!

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Bethenny on repeat in my head: (So far today we’ve skipped not one, but TWO naps..and it’s only 1 PM)

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Will I ever not have to fight back tears during Circle of Life of the Lion King? Unlikely.

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@MarissaFonts @PontiesAndClyde I’m IN LOVE with him

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@ice_ice_Mapesy meltdown city over here rusty and it’s only noon, all started because I said “no” to dancing on the kindle

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@timhaggs Jeff. He makes a great lasagna.

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“It’s too early to be this annoying.”- Tom to Violet 🤔