Meghan S

health care policy staffer who mostly tweets about what really matters in life: Alabama football and country music

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

Uninjured Colt McCoy

[Craig Hlavaty @CraigHlavaty]

Who is your favorite fictional Texan?

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

Had a great time at this last night. Got randomly selected to play a game that I helped my team lose 🤦🏻‍♀️. But @RJ_Writes @38Godfrey and @alex_kirshner were great hosts.

[Split Zone Duo @SplitZoneDuo]

DC friends: See you shortly

https://t.co/MYrfy37EAW

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

@bethanyshondark @lyndseyfifield @emzanotti No need! Lyndsey and I have known each other since we were Alice’s age. Happy to do it.

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

@lyndseyfifield @emzanotti @bethanyshondark Bring me the bebe. All the smol ones in small group love napping on me.

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

Been in Atlanta maybe an hour and already had a guy pass my taxi holding a huge stack of cash out his car window while swerving all over the interstate.

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

Mindblown.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I had assumed that @ArtButSports was using some reverse image database to match things BUT IT’S LITERALLY JUST THE GUY REMEMBERING ART HE’S SEEN

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

Like the triple boink missed field goal, this should be worth at least ten points.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

We have a free throw #Ledgie @NoDunksInc (h/t @darrenelwood)

[Drew Crawford @atcrawford]

@MeghanAStringer Here it is! https://t.co/XIzs6BEozA

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

“One day we’ll look back on that play and laugh”. And reader, I often do just that.

I love seeing our guys succeed in the NFL, but seeing Hurts’ success is my favorite. #RollTide

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

Will never forget Hurts’ 1st Bama game. He didn’t even start. (Blake-something started, then transferred after that game, I think?)

Anyway, one of Hurts’ first plays, he fumbled the snap, and @atcrawford tweeted something along the lines of …

[Alexis Chassen @Lovelybuckeye]

Jalen Hurts is really out here having one of the best seasons in NFL history... it's incredible

[The Infamous El Guapo @InfamusElGuapo]

@Phil_Lewis_

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

People say Twitter-as-news has made us stupider, but deducing what actually happened from the jokes is a SKILL. You try and make sense of the Bay of Pigs Invasion from two hundred accounts tweeting, 'It's me, I'm the pigs.'

[Meghan S @MeghanAStringer]

@JPFreire That’s a good one. Maybe swarm?