proposing a 5th wave of feminism that’s like “ok we tried the whole ‘women can do anything’ thing and it turns out it’s true but now we’ve decided we just don’t want to”
Little girl with burns: it hurts really bad
Me: I’m going to put a dressing on it and it will feel better
Little girl: well that’s weird but you should probably know that I only like ranch
Me: 😂😂