Megan~Jo

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Lindsey Clancy: men everywhere became experts on postpartum and couldn’t STFU.

Cornell: men became silent.

[Hadidi @hdrnssr]

First it was a medical emergency. Then a cockpit fight. Then a stabbing. Then a hijacking. Then he was crashing the plane. Then terrorism. Now Iran is involved.

Give it 24 hours and we’ll find out Godzilla hijacked the plane while King Kong tried to land it.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[َ @gffyoq]

it's crazy how your chest and stomach actually ache when something really hurts your feelings.

[Oli @WokeOli]

Who the hell calls Currys by its govt name

[The Palestinian @InsiderWorld_1]

Accurate

[Man at C&A @BeardedBrownMa1]

When the true story of RAF Fairford comes out I do hope some American journalists will be brave enough to ask Trump why he had been "closely monitoring and following for 2 months" fuel thieves Dave, Steve, Ian & Keith from North London
#RAF #fairford #trump #potus

[Sarah @kokeshimum]

If this turns out to be fuel theft rather than an international terrorist plot to blow up an RAF air base used by America it yet again exposes Trump as the lying demented fucking gob shite that he is. 😭

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[َ @gffyoq]

the UNHOLY amount of rage i've swallowed to remain kind would have buried you.

[Mick @nalaknip]

If you’re criticising Burnham for wearing a £110 pair of trainers, you clearly haven’t bought a pair of trainers for a few years.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i hate those moods where nothing is actually wrong but you still feel sad and annoyed for no reason.

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.

[Dr Ju @juliaisobela]

I sometimes get a wave of sadness when I remember that Paperchase isn’t a thing anymore and there’s nowhere comparable that I can go and explore fun stationery

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

"I understand" does NOT mean I AGREE.

[fakebobby @fakebobbyy]

I'm not explaining shit. enjoy your version.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

these days, i’d rather protect my peace than prove a point. not every situation deserves my energy.