Megan Perciaccante

[Megan Perciaccante @Megperci]

@theprophetpizza I'd like to be added please!

[Felipe Tristan @felipetristan]

NYC Prima Ballerina with Alzheimer’s listens to Swan Lake and it all comes back ✨ The most beautiful video you’ll see today! 🎵❤️🩰⠀
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Spaniard ballerina Marta C. Gonzalez Valencia 2019 - Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky @nycballet⠀
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#primaballerina #alzheimers #nycballet

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

God, I love the first night of Election Week. So festive. We broke out the traditional stress ball garlands and I’m going to carve the Xanax in about 20 minutes.

[Megan Perciaccante @Megperci]

https://t.co/FkO8UzJkvJ

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

*holds flashlight under chin*

"There was a time when we answered the phone without knowing who it was."

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

it is just too bad we couldn’t compromise over *puts on reading glasses* uh, human bondage https://t.co/SRDdj46KWl

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

Wild how you can conspire against the United States & walk into FBI offices handcuff-free while Eric Garner was choked to death for loosies.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

When you’re good at being a secret spy https://t.co/Ar5ab7AU8j

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Today is #NationalCatDay - expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Basically the same as every other day.

[Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh]

If you’re one of Gen. Flynn’s neighbors and want to pull a prank, knock real hard on his door around 6:00 am

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

soup robot DGAF about your soup needs

[ShawnInArizona🌵 @ShawnInArizona]

It took me a lot of time

But I put together a scientific empirical diagram of all the infighting in America since Donald Trump was elected

[Megan Perciaccante @Megperci]

Somehow I created a Twitter feed that is a combination of astronomy and poop jokes. Perfect.

[Megan Perciaccante @Megperci]

My daughter: "My friend called me a baking nerd last night and I said, 'EXCUSE ME? I'm a cooking nerd.'"

[Megan Perciaccante @Megperci]

Twitter suggested I tweet, "Just setting up my Twitter" or "Hello Twitter" as my first tweet. So my first tweet is metarejection.