meg.

fat bitch who probably offended you.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

ppl who can drive while the seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths

[Commando Mane🫡 @Commando_Mane]

Mornin.

[Master @MasterTes]

How is that not a touchdown? Commanders got robbed

[A.M.G @AntGood35]

NFL just screwed the commanders

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

We got your back, 5 🫶

[Ale (*_*) @alejandradugand]

Me liking all the tweets making fun of Conner #DWTS

[michael @DWTS_BB]

Me in the first grade learning how to stop, drop, and roll in the event of a fire #DWTS

[wembeefyama @RackCityMitch]

Already committed voter fraud in 50 states to get Conner Leavitt off my screen #dwts

[m @pumptinis]

SEVEN KIDS take the mmmmmbop money and get yourself a mmmmmvasectomy #dwts

[Base @outsoldnation]

this ending connor leavitts dance career #dwts

[Angie 🧁 @dollfacedfishy]

Jackson olson needs to go home for the sole reason that his veneers make my head hurt #dwts

[meg. @MegtheScallion_]

@tanamongeau Make cute little quizzes about each other

[Ethan Klein, host of the H3 Podcast (parody) @h3h3producitons]

Happy Holidays from the Kleins ❤️

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 rules for writing:
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1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.⁣
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2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.⁣
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3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.⁣
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4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.⁣
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5. Start as close to the end as possible.⁣
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6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them-in order that the reader may see what they are made of.⁣
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7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.⁣
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8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.⁣

[meg. @MegtheScallion_]

I CAN’T WAIT MUCH LONGER PLZ

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Good Day 🎀

#PinkFriday2 is

Everything
You
Ever
Wanted
In
Your
Eardrums

⛅️🤍😝

🎧 if y’all only knew 💭

I’m so glad I get to listen to this masterpiece.

The barbz gotta wait a lil longer 😘

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

is chernobyl like cher’s version of Dollywood

[meg. @MegtheScallion_]

I loveeee sober queen @tanamongeau. Proud of you and support you no matter your blood alcohol level. 🫶