man behind the slaughter

18+ jokes

(not a lewd account)

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

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𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

@abandonedstage your tea is a year and 147 days old. It is spoiled and molded and absolutely disgusting. What a pity!

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

@apsychle your tea is ready. It has been for about... 12 days ! Come get it before I pour it all over your bed and floor and walls and all your room

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Brilliant work! You've captured the likeness to a T !

[chili 🔨 @chilimayonaise]

i drew magnus mcgilded from the great ace attorney do you like it 🥺❤️ i worked hard on it DO NOT STEAL!!!!

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Ahoohoo Twitter tried to snipe me down again but I will never ever die ! Jolly day to me

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Meh. No thanks! That sounds like a waste of my time, and I'm dead!

[‍ ‍𓂃 𐀔٠ ࣪ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐊͡ ‧ ˗˗˗˗ 𝓐͜𝐈 ׅ⎖ @abandonedstage]

and i believe you could go find out
about it , old man !

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Ohohohohoh and I believe I told you I have no idea what those are !

[‍ ‍𓂃 𐀔٠ ࣪ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐊͡ ‧ ˗˗˗˗ 𝓐͜𝐈 ׅ⎖ @abandonedstage]

pretty sure i asked for a frappuccino

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

@apsychle your tea is ready. It has been for about... 12 days ! Come get it before I pour it all over your bed and floor and walls and all your room

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Ohohohohohohoh I am always here! I have seen 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 to ever happen. Get used to it old chap

[𓆙 @Nobodys_FooI]

I would be surprised but Ive seen alot of random old men in my dying time.

Right? Just perfect.

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

What a beautiful day to be alive and well 🥰🥰🥰

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Best place ever to haunt the people you hate ohohohohohoh

[𓆙 @Nobodys_FooI]

Nobody tells you this but hiding in the walls is actually really comfortable. I understand why spirits do it so often.

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

It's all part of the job dear brother ohohohohohoh

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓃔 .ᐟ @sacrificialcmb]

Hey... Not cool.

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

Damn... f in chat

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

I have killed so many people ohohohohohohohoh

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

@detentionsdummy stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

I am up hipping it

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

can I come over and haunt your house

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

There's placenta everywhere

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

OH THATS A FUCKING BABY...

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

WOOOOOOOOOOO [ SPILLS WINE ON YOUR DOG. ]

[man behind the slaughter @Megundals]

IM DRUNK AND GUMPIN IT