Megan Brophy

Gotta find a little faith to fall back on

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

Men. 🙄

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Hey! Pediatrician here…

Children aren’t supposed to get shot.

Anywhere… any time… at any age.

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

You all know that lean in Mario Kart too… it works

[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

I duck my head down while driving into underground parking garages to make my car fit, in case you wondered what kind of superior intellect I’ve passed down to my kids.

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

@omal31 They have lol I despise the BMV so this is fine with me haha just keep delaying 🫣

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

Me realizing the real ID is extended AGAIN until 2025 is just makin my whole day@

[Steve @thahumorguy]

People who fall asleep on the plane fasho dgaf about nothing 💀

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

Y’all should have seen how impressed these high school girls were when I recalled my cc number from memory lol. This isn’t goals sis. This is A PROBLEM 😂

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

@NabsNice Lol I hate you

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

3am is a dangerous time to be a bottle of water in my room

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

Asked my daughter what she wanted to watch for family movie night and she said anything except if the movie has a dog, she’d “rather see the main character die before the dog” and this is a standard I can get behind.

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

🤣

[Brick Street @BrickStOxford]

Thank you @USMNT for making us proud! 🇺🇸

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Hell hath no fury like a woman who told you exactly where something is but now has to get it herself because you couldn't find it.

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

@NabsNice You hating on my tweet? 🐤

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

A patients family just told me I restored their faith in nice people…. How sad is that? Be a nice human! 🫶🏻

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

Day 3 of 3 of getting ready for work: grabbed my liquid eye liner instead of my brow pencil…. Holy 🥸

[Megan Brophy @MegyMoo2]

Morning people….how’s it feel to be Gods favorite?