Megyn Kelly's Lashes

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

We've just learned we will be soon employed to give the gift of flight to a wingless robin in need. #GOPDebate #MegynKelly

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

In a few hours, as Megyn winds down with a glass of scotch, we will likely serve as terrific coasters. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

We will be on the #KellyFile shortly. We are in oversized carry on luggage at the moment. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

Pleased to announce we've been asked to blink repeatedly to ward off storm developing in Gulf of Mexico. #GOPDebate #MegynKelly

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us, or Chris Christies' night terrors where he keeps endorsing Trump? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us, or waiting lines to Ben Carson's next speech? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us, or Cruz's nose tip? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us, or Kasich's path to the nomination? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us, or Rubio's pit stains? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us or Trump's single strand of hair on his head?#GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us or Hillary's printout of classified emails? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

What's longer: Us or Bernie Sanders' wrinkles? #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

Damnnnnnnnnnn Daniel!!! We are longggggg. #GOPDebate #MegynKelly

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

Tune in later for the Kardashian File---uhh...we mean the Kelly File. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

As Trump would say, we are very, very, very good, and we are very big and very good and very rich. And very rich. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

We move a lot, but we can't even compete with Cruz's spastic eyebrows. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

One of these candidates can be what brings our nation together. Like the glue holding us onto these eyelids for dear life. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

If we get ahold of Hilary Clinton, she can bat her way to the Presidency. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

We are very difficult to delicately put in place on Megyn's face. Luckily Donald has such small fingers. #GOPDebate

[Megyn Kelly's Lashes @MegynLashes]

If we get styled like Trump's hair, Megyn will look like the Most Interesting Man in the World. #GOPDebate