The Dad-Joke Libertarian

I'm here for a good time. Unapologetically punny. Banter. Life, liberty, property. Actively anti Honda CRV.

Minarchist / classical liberal

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

@Hammy_VII Don't let twitter be your Achilles heel

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

Hey Europeans, dm me for ranch

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

yea they have all the money

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Never bet against the Jews.

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

@LeadingReport

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

good

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

JUST IN: Oil plunges to $77 per barrel.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

JUST IN: Oil plunges to $77 per barrel.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

My dad is older than Israel. Yet this pathetic man utters the claim that the U.S. wouldn’t exist without Israel?

Let’s pull all financial and military support and see how long the genocidal welfare queens last.

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

did we not learn anything from final destination?

you cant cheat death

[New York Post @nypost]

Teen with a 2% chance of survival at birth dies in crash on way to first job https://t.co/UKL1QZuiKJ

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

for every beer I drink, and underage child can't.

#hero

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

time to turn on Isreal

[Inf4mous @Inf4m0ux]

This is a homosexual man and nobody can tell me otherwise

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

you can tell alot how they...

PUT A GIRL ON

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

You can tell a lot about someone by how they react to the American flag.

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

the hindenberg was just a spicy piñata

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Lizzo says "Shane Gillis looks like somebody tried to draw Buzz Lightyear from memory" during the Roast of Kevin Hart

[𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙨𝙠𝙞 @LFCDrewski]

Gave birth to a wh*re and a wannabe gangster, Dads cum must be nuclear waste

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

@kelly4freedom nailed it

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

the utensils? when you buy a burrito, get your money's worth

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Dude walks into a chipotle and treats the utensils and Tabasco sauce like a grab and go.

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

@3YearLetterman you can't handle the sec championships of dr pepper

[The Dad-Joke Libertarian @MehLibertarian]

@endofanerajc actually we just dont know how to handle being complimented

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

America First:

Thomas Massie
Tucker Carlson
Joe Kent
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Dan Bilzerian
Nick Fuentes
Candace Owens
Carrie Prejean Boller
Megyn Kelly

Israel First and America Last:

Trump Family
Randy Fine
Ben Shapiro
Erika Kirk
Mark Levin
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
JD Vance

[🏋🏿‍♂️HOTEP📚 @TheStrongDad]

Imagine being a single father struggling with crippling debt and deciding to leave your children on this earth ALONE.

The absolute selfishness.