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like living things that like me back. I believe in the Sarcastic, funny and ridiculous. Love Laughter. But most important... large quantities of bacon.

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

I came home starving so I put in a frozen pizza in the oven and went to smoke a touch more... my roommate runs out yelling about the smoke... I was like be cool man, it's just a lil weed. I had forgotten to take the pizza out of the box, the oven was on fire. #StonerStories

[Valyrian Fire 🐉 @turtledumplin]

A treadmill minute is longer than a microwave minute.

[Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz]

Roses are red,

[Evil Dead News @EvilDeadNews]

Happy Ash Wednesday! https://t.co/tcdWPzxbec

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my twits! ♥️

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

I’m baaaaack!

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

Clouds and Law of attraction brought me back.

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@cnviolations I see a sleeping puppy on a couch arm. Anyone??

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@AnthonyHopkins You always remind me how special you are with moments like this, you are truly a creator of gentle beauty. Thank you.

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

I just love them.
#morningsnugs #husky #bunny

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@PaperCakes @FeltonEmpire919 My guess... listening to his own voice keeps the stress down. Less stress less wrinkles lol

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@livewire3791 Canadian -American tourism... come for the beer, the prescribed drugs, the weed and now wow... someone needs to visit the CN tower.

[ↁᎯᨆ⫯ᕍ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🟧🟦 @Davidnolastname]

I think I am going to start cursing more.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sometimes in life all you need is for half the country to shut up.

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@popartcartoonz I hear that.

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

If I cook and don’t post it, did it really happen?? Who am I kidding... “I cook” hahaha 🤣

[HITCH @titanmoon10]

How the fuck do kids today get through breakups without Air Supply, Neil Diamond and REO Speedwagon

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@DuckingKissy Threw your back out sneezing... more than one day on this one. You may also get a new chair.

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

@andlikelaura It’s Friday!

[Hell O @Meh_maybe]

I ate a hot dog then watched sausage party... is there something wrong with me!?! #FridayThoughts