Mezz

There are no happy endings.
Endings are the saddest part,
So just give me a happy middle
And a very happy start.

[Mezz @MehreenMalik]

Happy 6th Birthday to Cheeky Chops, Choppo, Soph, Sofa, the beanpole herself...Sophia!!

[Miilato @miiilato]

Christopher Moltisantimaxxing
(wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

[Mezz @MehreenMalik]

@newhavenjeff @simpsonsfeed Tell him to suck a lemon!

[Harper @harperwyntr]

im so grateful my parents brought me up to love everyone and not be a hateful cunt.

[masha @masha_slp]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I do not need a smartwatch to tell me I slept poorly. My personality will make that abundantly clear to everyone by nine in the morning.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[m @msnetik]

in hindsight there really was no party like an s club party

[why the HACKS @whythehacks]

- what is wrong with you?
- a lot.

i felt so seen lol

[best of callie torres @bestofcaIIiope]

“song beneath the song”, the grey’s anatomy musical episode, premiered 15 years ago today.

[Mezz @MehreenMalik]

@Ikol_Tweets I got this the other day after waiting almost a year for an appointment following an allergic reaction. Errrr yes of course I still need the appointment I've been waiting months!

[codie 🏳️‍⚧️ @caonfilm]

you could never make me hate her

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

It's been a pleasure, @CatarinaMacario! 🫡

[Mezz @MehreenMalik]

@ChelseaFCW Gutted

[UConn Women’s Basketball @UConnWBB]

AZZI. FUDD.

1st half vs. Syracuse:
- 26 points
- 10-15 FG
- 6-9 3FG
- 2 rebounds
- 4 assists
- 4 steals

[Mezz @MehreenMalik]

@Simpsons_tweets He ain't sayin nothin