Jenna Mehre

Hi. I'm Jenna.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

@shawacademy I called 300 times today to cancel my membership and I never got through. What am I supposed to do?

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

@vayama help! My flight is cancelled. How can I rebook?

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

what ever you've done, a drunk mom has done it better.

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I wish I had roommates so I could dance right now.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

I will never ever run Crazylegs because it benefits UWAthletics. That organizations needs none of my money ever.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

@boss_tjones My bad! i'll take the bear now if you're ever in Madison.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

what ever you've done, a drunk mom has done it better.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

Got a pocket constitution today so I can start tracking all the ways our rights are being violated.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

Think @realDonaldTrump enjoys Cheerios?

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definition of #garbagehuman: says "I'm exercising my right to not vote."

Take away message: Don't be a garbage human.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

You know you're an adult when all your crafts are made from the cardboard of a case of Hamm's.

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Proposed evolutionary adaptation of w. Europeans: the drunker you get the less you taste it. #darwinisms

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Save me president Jesus.

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Who needs #conceleandcarry or #opencarry when you have two feet of blonde vigilante plait? USA for long weaponized hair not guns!

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

My love of food is beginning to harm me. Today while admiring my food I walked into a door, injuring my face. This addiction must end.

[Jenna Mehre @Mehrelogic]

Yessssssss #GoScotty

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

Anyone got any fingernails left...? #RSAvJPN #RWC2015