Mei Ng

Copywriting feeds my body, Bikram Yoga nourishes my soul.

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@OtisElevatorCo Hiya! I've been chasing your Malaysian region for price of inverter replacement & modernisation to no avail. Anyone else from your global HQ can assist?

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#Got8x03 WOW ALL MY QUOTA FOR F WORDS FINISHED IN 20 MINUTES

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Ding dong. Is this thing even on?

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@TMCorp is service down in atria, Damansara Jaya?

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Ah fucks sake.

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Happiness is being seated opposite the fire station and seeing all the hot men running about doing their workout.

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Is your asshole ashamed by all the shit coming out of your mouth?

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Running on empty wahoooo

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When you're stressed and can't wait to go home to some kitten cuddles.

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Looking forward to weekend kitten cuddles!

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Life has hit a new low when you get headhunter on... Tinder. Wtf.

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Guard and cleaner fooling around. In other words people around me are having more sex than I am. FML.

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Filling up my schedule so I stop thinking.

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Need a headcheck stat.

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It's the wrong time and place to be thinking of you / it's the wrong time for somebody new / it's a small crime and I've got no excuse

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Leave me out with the waste this is not what I do...

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Standing bow bleeding pose.

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Got a pimple in my nose so I can't deliciously dig it #golddigger #sheaintnothingbutagolddigger

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Let's just say I'm in a trucking bad mood.

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I fucking hate dreaming of you.