i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill
“get that IDF band off the lineup or i’m not playing”
— Jane Remover threatens to pull out of M3F Fest after finding out that Temper City is included in the lineup.
the fire emblem fortunes weave reactions of “i hope i can s support this man and get him pregnant” and “what ramifications does this lore reveal have for how we perceive grain production in faerghus”
knitting has been on the frontlines against ai generated content basically since it became semi-coherent. they’ve been fighting a shadow war in the knitting forums and i’m not even joking.
they’ve gotten good at detecting ai works bc ai knotting patterns (?) are absolute trash.
Y’know I just realized. Mother Nature lowkey freaky asf. You’re fr gonna sit here and tell me:
The sun kisses us
Frost bites us
Wind blows us
Heat strokes us
And lightning flashes us
Mother Nature hmu, need a freaky planet milf.
guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.
it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.
pet names for your beloved:
•sugar cube
•clump of delight
•tasty thing
•sun
•wonder
•blanket
•cereal with milk
•fat juicy steak
•best ever
•blooming flower
•ripe fruit
•big
•piece of awesome
•love assistant
•good parasite
•person of all time
•flashlight