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“How could someone so stunning, creative, and successful have such tiny tits?” —Simba, The Lion King

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Do you ever start talking to someone a certain way, and then you see they have a tattoo and it changes everything? It’s like peeping a glock in a pocket

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@Khloe_Lewis Wow got me back on this platform

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Jesus is THE nepo baby

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People are always asking curly girls: how’s your *hair journey?* What stage are you at in your *hair journey?* bitch I’m just here for the ride

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Can’t wait for the Super Bowel

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The original waif was a slave owner. So if anybody calls you fat they’re racist.

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I never feel more like a minority than when I have to wait 13 minutes for a train to Queens.

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What’s most impressive with Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is that in their world of magical realism black people don’t exist

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Can’t WAIT for Hooters to rebrand to Scooters. Imagine those sweater puppies on wheels.

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@rendy_jones Sending all of my love, Rendy.

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@itsmegangraves 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Hot Pot, crop top, tiny vaginal itch on my hot crotch spot. Your bitch is mad and oozy. Cookin up yeast in her coochie.

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BIPOC stands for “Biracial popcorn chicken” (ie; white and dark meat combo)

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Just had dinner next to @nickkroll and talked about Jewish shits the whole time

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@BabkaRat It’s everything (while having nothing)

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@BabkaRat Can’t wait!!!!

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Taking the train during Santacon is like doing the Aryan census in New York

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Hey, @IAMSUMMERWALKER I know you’re looking for a white gay assistant, but can they be half white and half gay?

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If I had a nickel for every time someone described to me what a deductible is, then the deductible wouldn’t be a prob.

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Dear every white I’ve ever dated: I do not like Bob Dylan, that sham. I do not like him, you-stupid-man.