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@jeffphilips1 Hating a drug lord and certificate forger maka why

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@_iOlatunde

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@realFFK @officialABAT Stomach infrastructure we know you, your fraud case when you served as the minister of aviation was used to settle you keep singing

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

O - Organized
B - broad-based
I - Inclusive
D - democratic
I - international
E - excellence-driven
N - Nigerians from every ethnic group.
T - Transparency in governance. -PO

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@NigeriaStories Political man of money

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@ShehuSani Mr, pocket radio constituency project senator I know the wing you're playing

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

'Tribal Bigot on the Pulpit' — Shehu Sadiq Knocks Pastor Adeboye Over Call for Youth to Provide Solutions https://t.co/cfkhk1KmnW

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@chymaker Don't blame him sir he thought it's Nigerian court document that can be stamped in any business center

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Posterity will judge all of us.

If I ever sold or betrayed my people for the sake of what I want to eat, may my descendants never be allowed to forget it.

If I bore false witness, may they revile me for it.

And if I did none of those things, may posterity also speak for me.

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@Jayboi0247 @BashirAhmaad Wonder no more who dash him OON, to get OON in Nigeria is not by merit so see it as nothing important

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@OurFavOnlineDoc It was an article of brown envelope

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@fisayosoyombo @OurFavOnlineDoc Bro, in as much as I liked how you take exposed Nigerian Customs Officials and some illegalities in the government institutions. Irrespective of that never compare yourself with David.

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@chymaker APC hand work, they are good in brown envelope

[Dan Bello @BelloGaladanchi]

Nigeria has finally found its true destiny: not in satellites, not in science, not in industry—but in a big steaming pot of Guinness-certified rice. While other nations are busy cracking nuclear fusion and inventing AI that can write symphonies, our heroes are sweating over bags most likely imported from Thailand and stove made in China, to break the record for “Biggest Cooking of Jellof Rice.”

The government is furious. Not because they hate rice—after all, rice is their official campaign promise and retirement package—but because the cooked rice is being given freely to hungry citizens. And how dare you? How dare you fill the stomachs of the poor when hunger is the government’s number one instrument of policy! If people stop being hungry, who will clap for bags of rice during elections?

Kudos to the 100% Nigerian invented hunger. The crowd cheers as if the discovery of electricity has just happened in Nigeria. “World record!” they scream, as though the rice itself has defeated poverty.

In South Korea, they’re building robots that perform surgery. In Germany, they’re designing cars that drive themselves. In China, they’re building entire cities from scratch in a year. In Nigeria? We are immortalizing the heroic act of “stirring jellof rice.” A nation that cannot produce a single matchstick has just conquered the art of cooking for Guinness glory.

But don’t worry—our leaders will soon arrive, wearing agbadas like parachutes, to cut ribbons, take selfies, and announce that Nigeria is now “a global power in jellof rice cooking.” And the poor, bellies temporarily full, will clap with greasy hands while the government secretly plots the next round of hunger.

Because in Nigeria, science is imported, technology is borrowed, the economy is mortgaged—but hunger? Hunger is the only local content we have perfected

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@fijnigeria As far as he was cleared by the UK court where there's a working system he has no case, what you wrote was a one sided story with a bias mind

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@OurFavOnlineDoc Nigeria and its Criminal Justice System

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@Shehusky Nigeria is not a country but merely a Geographical expression

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@Sistaliano It can start anywhere in Nigeria as far as it receives federal government allocation

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@ennyola0015 After the bigotry he comes the identity thief, certificate forger and drug lord