Melociraptor, RN 🫀

Cardiac RN. Bee charmer. cat mom. Dinosaur aficionado. Somebody’s disaffected niece. Looking for a jackalope nose to bite. DFTBA

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

I love Jupiter’s Great Red Spot so much. Just a whirling red storm bigger than planet earth that’s been raging for a few hundred years and is getting faster. Same, girl. Same.

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

Everyone: IT’S FALL SWEATER WEATHER IS COMING HERE’S YOUR PSL GET READY TO DROP A BASE SHADE WANNA SEE OUR NEW FALL/WINTER BLUSH AND EYE SHADES?!? 🍂🍁🎃🍁🍂

Beauty Pie: *beats dead horse of warm golden bronzing products I haven’t wanted to buy for two and a half months*

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

I’m a little suspicious of people who don’t need to be on antidepressants. Like, ok, Fancy Dan, making your own neurotransmitters.

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

@Kimisquitegay They do with Z-pack

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

LISTEN that seems perfectly normal! 😅

[trash jones @jzux]

there’s a carousel in Harlem where they designed the animals after children’s drawings and I need someone to check on this kid

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

he's a little confused but he got the spirit

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

You all say this but how many of you are out there losing your hearts to her and the entire cast of Green Wing

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Oh my god I love him, I love that 4900 years ago the artist captured the human experience: a bellybutton and existential horror

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

Catlender™️

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

I was so excited to try the new Buttermelt Bronzer from NYX and this is what I found when I got it home from Target and opened it 😩 Yes it was sealed

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Solidarity with Virginia Woolf and her summer writing goals

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

@becca_costello It’s such a good show!

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

@becca_costello Ok Remember the intro to the song “Changing My Major” in that musical we went to see at- Ball State, I think?- 100 years ago called Fun Home? How she sings “Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan” and each time it is a different note?

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

This guy seriously needs a hobby

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

JD Vance once said that the whole purpose of the “post-menopausal female” is to help with the grandkids

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

@elizzosaurusrex My dad is from there. It’s not bad.

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

Great news about perimenopause, kids, you might go 4 months without a period but when you do get it, it’ll always be at a really inconvenient time.

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

@MatthewGaydos You’ve Got Mail

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

The BMV: It’s regular mail time, 7-10 business days

Ma’am. That is not the regular mail time from Columbus to Hamilton.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners when there’s no humidity in August

[Melociraptor, RN 🫀 @MelBeeBuzz]

@valerie2776 No. Hamilton, OH.