Melissa

C'mon, Marge. He tastes exactly like a peanut.

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

There's a reason two people come together & stay together... there's something they give each other that nobody else can give them
~Lisa to Homer

#TheSimpsons

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@QuotesSimpsons1 The doll's trying to kill me, and rhe toaster's been laughing at me!

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@simpsonsfeed Still my favorite episode, after all these years.

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@STO_DocTheop @simpsonsfeed And then I saw the IRS & the IRS looked at me.

[Gusti Ayu @gustiayutp]

🎁💝

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@simpsonsfeed You mean Bubbles?

[Mysticismail @xclusive_mystic]

A teacher gave a balloon to every student, who had to inflate it, write their name on it, and throw it in the hallway.

The teacher then mixed all the balloons. The students were given 5 minutes to find their own balloon.

Despite a hectic search, no one found their balloon, At that point, the teacher told the students to take the first balloon they found and hand it to the person whose name was written on it.

Within 5 minutes, everyone had their own balloon. The teacher said to the students, "These balloons arelike happiness.

We will never find it if everyone is
looking for their own. But if we care about other people's happiness, we'll find ours too."

May your day be filled with happiness!🎉

[Grace Gym🏋️‍♀️ @GraceGym_]

Easy Microsoft Word Trick 👩‍💻

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

My cinnamon roll game just went through the roof.

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@QuotesSimpsons1 I think I'll bottle feed that one.

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@SouthDallasFood I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
#TheSimpsons

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@altonbrown Yes, I realize that this is a big ask... my birthday is this weekend. Could you wish me a happy birthday?

If you prefer not to, what's your bourbon of choice for both cooking/baking and drinking?

Thank you!

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@OneFrameSimpson Skeleton power?

[learn skills2.0 @_learnskills]

Basic knot tying techniques

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@nocontextmemes All the rubber/anti-slip cushions on the bottom of appliances & equipment.

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@Art0fThinking Last cookie -- eaten

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@simpsonsfeed Yes, but which one are you?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Leonardo da Vinci invented the self supporting bridge between 1485-1487

This is how it works

[Melissa @MelBert9000]

@fourfingerpod

[Craft Gallery @5min__crafts]

DIY skeleton ornament