Melissa Burrows

I don’t like that

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@vancanadians @EugeneEmeralds Will you guys be confirming which game Scherzer will be pitching?

[helena riley @freshhel]

In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@Jess_Fletch @CityNewsVAN @MonikaGul Because daycare takes YEARS to get into in this city. If you give up your spot you won’t have a spot for that child when you need it once maternity leave is over. My son just got into a daycare this September. I sent our application in April 2021.

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@j_mcelroy Trout

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

well done to all the women on international women's day, great bunch of lads

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

after hundreds of submissions

dozens of hilarious comments

and several play-in rounds

we've got our BRACKET for the worst parking lot in metro vancouver

voting starts tomorrow

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I love the internet sometimes lol

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)

I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@LucasDobari

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I would watch Euphoria if it didn't have drugs and they all got along and they had to bake 3 things a week to impress the judges and try to get star baker

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@Gastank_Serpico p frozen

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

😔

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

BREAKING: Norm MacDonald has died "after a long and private battle with cancer"

The influential comedian and former 'SNL' Weekend Update anchor was 61 https://t.co/wSbwGQ8Syp

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@KaliBurrows Made with the toilet water I believe

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

sobered and humbled by the knowledge that the corner store is out of the ice creams i like bc i, personally, ate them all

[Matty 💫 @pretty_coo]

Tom Brady looking for his teenage son so he can kiss him on the mouth.

https://t.co/Y1hSZT3AlK

[Melissa Burrows @MelCBrows]

@ohwhatsuphey Incredible news