Mel C. the herb girl

my prof pic is actually a picture of my skin really zoomed in so you can see how hydrated it is.

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

i actually practiced for YEARS when i was in preschool so i could stay in the lines when i do lipstick. dont worry if you can't get it at first, it took me years. maybe you'll even be as good as me someday

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

ok the name is better. fits my aesthetic more.

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

im doing a haul this year and i actually spent $60,000 getting a college degree so i could learn how to use my fingers to fail at putting liquid on a surface #beautyblogger #haul

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

i was just going to smear dirt on my face for that bronze look, but i found this high end product called makeup that i really like. i think its going to be really popular for all types of skin so you heard it here first folks #beautyblogger #bloggerlife

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

people often ask me "how do you get such rosy cheeks? whats ur secret?" its actually a mix of my three holy grails: rosacea, a full gust of icy freezing wind, and just slapping my face like im swatting a fly

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

or "lost her" which i wouldnt rule out

[Mel C. the herb girl @MelCTheBlogger]

I just want to preface this by saying i totally didn't choose my handle and totally didn't choose for it to look like "mel c the loser"